Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret!

#10: The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

#9: No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

#8: I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7: Mom will love this.

#6: Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

#5: No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

#4: Will you model this for me???

#3: Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

#2: 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

... And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:

#1: Does this come in children's sizes?

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