#10: The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
#9: No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
#8: I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7: Mom will love this.
#6: Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
#5: No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4: Will you model this for me???
#3: Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
#2: 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
... And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:
#1: Does this come in children's sizes?