Whale Stew

Ingredients:

• 1 whale
• 50,000 lb. chopped celery
• 100,000 lb. chopped onion
• 150,000 lb. carrots
• 12 cases canned whole tomatoes (lg)
• 8 large boxes salt
• 300,000 lb. medium potatoes
• 2 boxes pepper (to taste)
• Dash of cayenne

Instructions:

1. Cut the whale into small pieces.

2. Place in a large pot along with all the other ingredients.

3. Cover with water, bring to a boil, reduce heat, and simmer for two weeks.

4. Serves everyone in the village all winter.

Nutrition information:

Note: finding the right size pot could be a problem.