While playing on the front nine, he was going over the speech in his mind and became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and told her about his big meeting and the speech he was to make and his confusion about where he was on the course. He asked her if she know what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened and he approached her again with the request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me so you must be on the 13th." Once again, he thanked her and returned to his play.
He finished his round and went into the club house where he was the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand you are in sales, I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you, you will laugh."
"No, I won't," he said.
"Well, if you must know," she said, "I sell Tampax Tampons."
With that he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, " I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"