Winter Olympics Drinking Game
The next time the Winter Olympic Games (or Olympic Winter Games, as the IOC
prefers to call them) comes, here's a little competition that may help to
make your viewing more pleasurable.
First, lay in a stock of your favorite beverage.
Then, turn on CBS and observe the following rules:
Take one drink every time a CBS announcer invites you to "share a moment
with the world."
Take one drink every time snowboarding highlights are backed up by rock-and-roll
guitar/heavy metal headbanger music.
Take one drink every time a female athlete is described as "America's _____ing
sweetheart." Take an extra drink if the athlete in question is "American's
Clap your hands and take one drink every time reference is made to "the
revolutionary new clap skate" being used in speed skating.
Take one drink every time figure skating commentator Scott Hamilton shouts
that a skater "NAILED!!" a jump.
Take one drink every time you hear a hockey announcer shout, "He shoots...he
scores!" Take two drinks if you're watching women's hockey and you hear,
"She shoots...she scores!"
Take one drink every time CBS promises to get "up close and personal" with
Take one drink every time a skater is presented with a bouquet of flowers.
Take one drink every time America's quest for its first medal in luge is
mentioned. Take an extra drink if America actually happens to win a medal
Take one drink and sigh, "That's good, mon" every time reference is made
to the Jamaican bobsled team.
Take one drink every time the REAL Olympic theme (not that CBS fabrication)
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