Words of Wisdom From the Internet

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The difference between a small town and the Global Village is that in a small town you can punch your detractors on the nose.

"I am logged in, therefore I am."

C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!

The truth is out there? Anyone knows the URL?

DOS for brains: You only think of one thing at one time, and can't remember anything else you were meant to be thinking about. You think only in words and never any pictures.

Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII.

Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage

I think I've got the hang of it now .... :w :q :wq :wq! ^d X exit ^X^C ~.system X Q :quitbye CtrlAltDel ~~q :~q logout save/quit :!QUIT ^[zz ^[ZZ man help ^C ^c help exit ?Quit ?q CtrlShftDel "Hey, what does this button d..."

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.

"Profanity is the one language all programmers understand."

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

Made from only the freshest electrons and 100% pure ASCII to ensure that you have the best possible email experience.

Smile: Fresh air is good for the teeth.

WANTED: Young attractive male seeking an attractive .sig for a close intimate relationship. 3 to 5 lines long.

... C**a**m**o**u**f**l**a**g**e**d*********T**a**g**l**i**n**e*

News is *not* more important than breakfast. But e-mail might be.

Why, it's John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever!

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o/~... ooo ooo ooo ooo stayin' online, stayin' online...o/~
o/~... ooo ooo ooo ooo stayin' onliiiiiiiine...o/~

A host is a host from coast to coast
& no one will talk to a host that's close
Unless the host (that isn't close)
is busy, hung or dead

"I'm using a ram disk with my virtual memory, isn't technology wonderful!"

Strong Usenet Anthropic Principle: the Net exists so you can see my .sig

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.


... Do files get embarrassed when they are unzipped?

I'm not going to bow to the pressure and put some cute .sig here just because everyone else is. Really, I'm not, I swear!

Make love, not flame wars. :-)

"Friends Don't Let Friends Abuse HTML"

"Man's ego is the fountain-head of all human progress"

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's password file!

"Write an idiot-proof program, and the world will build a better idiot."

Our OS Which art in CPU -Unix be thy name.

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