They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
The Dark Ages Was Caused by the Y1K problem.
If your voting could really change things, Congress would make it illegal.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
Gun Control: Use both hands.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet.
Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.
A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory!
If a thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?
Ham and Eggs.... Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig.