Yo MAMA's So Stupid...

She spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'.

She has one toe, and bought a pair of flip flops.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".

When the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find "Any" key.

She thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

When I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"

She tried to put M&M's in alphaebetical order.

She sat on the TV and watched the couch.

She thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for her intelligence, you'd get change.

They had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade.

She took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

That under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".

She thinks socialism means partying.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it ways "Sign Here" she put Sagittarius.

She asked for a price check at the dollar store.

It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

She stands up on an empty bus.

She studied for a blood test and failed.

She died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1".

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought hamburger helper came with another person.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

She invented a solar powered flashlight (my favorite).

She sold the car for gas money.

When she saw the "NC-17" (Under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home to get 16 friends.

When she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

She ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese".

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", she tured around and went home.

She peels M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.

She got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

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