"Masters of The Universe" Episodes-in-a-Second

Mekaneck's Lament


Mekaneck: My power sucks.

Hobbit-Like Man: Go run an errand for me and I'll give you all sorts of neat powers.

Mekaneck: Okay!

[Mekaneck snakes through a tunnel in a mountain in the Sands of Fire to retrieve an amulet that supposedly only has sentimental value. He gives it to the Hobbit-Like Man, who turns into Count Marzo.]

Mekaneck: Oops.

Count Marzo: BWA-HA-HA-HA!

[Marzo blasts He-Man and the rest of the Masters and gasses Palace Eternia with monster burps.]

Count Marzo: BWA-HA-HA-HA!

Mekaneck: Up periscope!

[Mekaneck walks with his head above the gas and yoinks the amulet from Marzo. He-Man chucks it into a shallow bay for future evildoers to exploit.]


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