20 Questions

2:00


Public domain elevator party music is playing in the background. Space Ghost is enjoying it, Brak looks alarmed, Zorak looks annoyed, and Blip squeaks.
Zorak:
(as music finishes) Well, that was creepy. Oogh.
Ghost:
Hey! Let's play a party game!
Zorak:
No.
Ghost:
We'll play 20 Questions. You guys know how to play 20 Questions? I think of an object - something in the room here - and you guys get 20 questions to try and guess what I'm thinking about. Doesn't that sound like fun?
Long pause. Brak and Zorak do not react.
Ghost:
All-righty! Zorak, you start.
Zorak:
Can I leave?
Ghost:
No. Brak!
Brak:
Are there any more cheese balls?
Ghost:
No! Zorak!
Zorak:
Why do you spend so much time in the bathroom?
Brak:
Do I smell funny?
Zorak:
D'you think Teri Hatcher would go out with me?
Brak:
Can we play something else?
Zorak:
CAN I LEAVE?
Ghost:
Oh, all right, forget it! Zorak, put on some music.
Zorak:
Oh, not that same-
Ghost:
Yes. THAT music.
The same piece of elevator music begins.
Zorak:
Oh, cheez.
Ghost:
(as he listens to the music) Yeees. Mmmm. Oh yeah. Go, daddy. These hepcats are wild. Mmm mmm.
Zorak boings out of frame.


Sketch Cartoon Network. HTML document Kim McFarland.
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