Top Five Countdowns

(NASA Countdown)


0:23

(Space Ghost invisos in)
Ghost:
Hi! I'm Space Ghost. Welcome to Cartoon Planet. Today we'll be counting down the top five cartoons in the entire known universe. And we'll be reading the names of some of our favorite lucky viewers! Why?
Zorak:
Because we loathe you.
Ghost:
ZORAK!
Zorak:
Lllike you!


0:44

(Spoken over footage and background noise of a NASA center)
Ghost:
This is Cartoon Planet mission control. Let the countdown begin! Five, four, three, two, one, blastoff!
Zorak:
Go, baby, go! (Back to the Cartoon Planet room)
Ghost:
Hello, Earth children. It's time to begin the (echoing voice) Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown.
Zorak:
How did you do that with your voice?
Brak:
Yeah! How'd you do that?
Ghost:
You mean this? Space Ghost sounds like he is in a big hole!
Zorak:
Do it again!
Brak:
Yeah, do it again!
Ghost:
Not now, boys. It's time for Cartoon Number Five!


0:23

Zorak:
Space Ghost, say "four" ten times in a row.
Ghost:
Four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four four-
Zorak:
What do you eat soup with?
Ghost:
A fork.
Zorak:
Try using a spoon, it works better. Ha ha haha hah!
Ghost:
Whatever!
Zorak:
Here comes Cartoon Number Four.


0:21

Ghost:
Wee willy wee, here's number three.
Zorak:
Wee willy wee, here's number ... unh, this is stupid!
Ghost:
DO IT.
Zorak:
No!
(Space Ghost raises his power bands)
Ghost:
Uh, wee willy AAAAHHHHH!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:
(coughing)
Ghost:
Here comes cartoon number three!


0:28

(Space Ghost and Zorak gape at Brak as he sings.)
Brak:
I dropped my sandwich on the street
And it stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Now what am I gonna eat?
Here's cartoon number two!
(Brak begins chuckling)


0:23

(drumroll)
Ghost:
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for - I'm as jittery as a schoolgirl, ah-hee-hee!
Zorak:
Golly, I'm on the edge of my prison pod!
Ghost:
Here's the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown-
Brak:
-number one cartoon! (cymbal clash) Buddy!


Sketches Cartoon Network. HTML document Kim McFarland.
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