Top Five Countdowns

(Slip-ups)


0:47

Ghost:
Welcome to the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown! You know, it's really exciting when we-
Brak:
(crying) Waaaahhhh-ha! Aaaahhhhh-how!
Ghost:
Brak, why are you crying?
Brak:
Aaaa, because I'm so HAPPY! Aaaaooooowwww! (continues crying)
Zorak:
Oh yeah? Why?
Ghost:
Because it's - Brak, stop crying - Friday, countdown day! Doesn't that make YOU happy?
Zorak:
Yeah, but you don't see me bawlin' about it.
Ghost:
Well, I'm as happy as a clam and I'm not afraid to show it!
If you're happy 'cause it's Cartoon Planet Countdown Day clap your hands! (honk honk)
If you're happy as a clam on Cartoon Countdown Day clap your hands! (honk honk)
If you're feeling kinda squeaky and you know you're kinda sneaky,
If you like that Cartoon canet - pla- (honk honk)
If you like that Cartoon Planet countdown clap your hands!
Zorak:
Sheesh.
Ghost:
Whatever.
Voices:
Number Five!


0:43

Ghost:
On we go with the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown! Get ready for - You know, Zorak, it really burns my bacon that we're not going to get the raises we asked for!
Zorak:
N'I know. I need the dough.
Ghost:
I just had to put eighteen hundred smackers into that stinkin' Phantom Cruiser of mine!
Zorak:
Yeah, well, my lawyer wants three grand by Monday or else.
Ghost:
You notice Brak got HIS raise.
Zorak:
The boss just LOOOVES Brak!
Brak:
Ev'rybody loves Brak! ... 'Cept for couple people.
Voices:
Number Four!


0:46

Zorak:
Welcome back to the Cartoon Planet countdown. Space Ghost, why don't you introduce the next cartoon?
Ghost:
Why, certainly! Cartoon Number Three, meet the kids at home! Kids at home, meet Cartoon Number Three!
Boy, THAT'S an old joke.
Zorak:
Someone should put it out of its misery.
Ghost:
That joke is so old, it has hair on it!
Brak:
That joke is so old that, um, that joke is so old that ... um ... that joke is so old I forgot to laugh, I had to learn to laugh ... uh, 'cause it wasn't funny!
Voices:
Number Three!
Brak:
What, what was the joke again?


0:42

Ghost:
Welcome back to the Cartoon Planet copteh wah haneenah - Welcome back to the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown! Hey, Zorak, if you could be anything in the world, what would you be?
Zorak:
Uuhhh, I guess I wouldn't mind being the exalted uncontested ruler of the entire known universe!
Ghost:
That would be nice.
Zorak:
How 'bout you?
Ghost:
Mmm, let me think. I know, a fireman! I mean a cowboy! I mean, a politician! Housewife! Undertaker! Circus clown! Ballerina! Rock star! Ohh, I just can't decide!
Zorak:
Well, don't look now, Doris, but here comes Cartoon-
Voices:
Number Two!


1:13

Ghost:
Welp, that's about it for the Cartoon Planet Countdown.
Brak:
Hey! Lemme do something!
Ghost:
Not now, Brak.
Brak:
Space Ghost, are you mad at me?
Ghost:
No.
Brak:
Zorak, are you mad at me?
Zorak:
No.
Brak:
SPACE GHOST, ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!
Ghost:
I said NO!
Brak:
ZORAK, ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!
Zorak:
YES!
Brak:
WHY?
Ghost:
All right, Brak, introduce the next cartoon.
Brak:
Okay. What'm I supposed to say?
Zorak:
Say something clever.
Brak:
All right. Umm ... cheeeeese! Niiiine eleven ... mustard! Um ... big ... uh ... oh ... I don't know what to say! I ... um, I .. AAAAAoh boy! I'm on TV! Hey, buddy, I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
Ghost:
Brak!
Brak:
Everybody's lookin' at me! What're you looking at?!
Zorak:
AAAAAAAA!
Brak:
Watch out! Here comes a cartoon!
Voices:
Number one!


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