Top Five Countdowns

0:47

Ghost:

Welcome to the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown! You know, it's really exciting when we-

Brak:

(crying) Waaaahhhh-ha! Aaaahhhhh-how!

Ghost:

Brak, why are you crying?

Brak:

Aaaa, because I'm so HAPPY! Aaaaooooowwww! (continues crying)

Zorak:

Oh yeah? Why?

Ghost:

Because it's - Brak, stop crying - Friday, countdown day! Doesn't that make YOU happy?

Zorak:

Yeah, but you don't see me bawlin' about it.

Ghost:

Well, I'm as happy as a clam and I'm not afraid to show it!

If you're happy 'cause it's Cartoon Planet Countdown Day clap your hands! (honk honk)
If you're happy as a clam on Cartoon Countdown Day clap your hands! (honk honk)
If you're feeling kinda squeaky and you know you're kinda sneaky,
If you like that Cartoon canet - pla- (honk honk)
If you like that Cartoon Planet countdown clap your hands!

Zorak:

Sheesh.

Ghost:

Whatever.

Voices:

Number Five!

0:43

Ghost:

On we go with the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown! Get ready for - You know, Zorak, it really burns my bacon that we're not going to get the raises we asked for!

Zorak:

N'I know. I need the dough.

Ghost:

I just had to put eighteen hundred smackers into that stinkin' Phantom Cruiser of mine!

Zorak:

Yeah, well, my lawyer wants three grand by Monday or else.

Ghost:

You notice Brak got HIS raise.

Zorak:

The boss just LOOOVES Brak!

Brak:

Ev'rybody loves Brak! ... 'Cept for couple people.

Voices:

Number Four!

0:46

Zorak:

Welcome back to the Cartoon Planet countdown. Space Ghost, why don't you introduce the next cartoon?

Ghost:

Why, certainly! Cartoon Number Three, meet the kids at home! Kids at home, meet Cartoon Number Three!
Boy, THAT'S an old joke.

Zorak:

Someone should put it out of its misery.

Ghost:

That joke is so old, it has hair on it!

Brak:

That joke is so old that, um, that joke is so old that ... um ... that joke is so old I forgot to laugh, I had to learn to laugh ... uh, 'cause it wasn't funny!

Voices:

Number Three!

Brak:

What, what was the joke again?

0:42

Ghost:

Welcome back to the Cartoon Planet copteh wah haneenah - Welcome back to the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown! Hey, Zorak, if you could be anything in the world, what would you be?

Zorak:

Uuhhh, I guess I wouldn't mind being the exalted uncontested ruler of the entire known universe!

Ghost:

That would be nice.

Zorak:

How 'bout you?

Ghost:

Mmm, let me think. I know, a fireman! I mean a cowboy! I mean, a politician! Housewife! Undertaker! Circus clown! Ballerina! Rock star! Ohh, I just can't decide!

Zorak:

Well, don't look now, Doris, but here comes Cartoon-

Voices:

Number Two!

1:13

Ghost:

Welp, that's about it for the Cartoon Planet Countdown.

Brak:

Hey! Lemme do something!

Ghost:

Not now, Brak.

Brak:

Space Ghost, are you mad at me?

Ghost:

No.

Brak:

Zorak, are you mad at me?

Zorak:

No.

Brak:

SPACE GHOST, ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!

Ghost:

I said NO!

Brak:

ZORAK, ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!

Zorak:

YES!

Brak:

WHY?

Ghost:

All right, Brak, introduce the next cartoon.

Brak:

Okay. What'm I supposed to say?

Zorak:

Say something clever.

Brak:

All right. Umm ... cheeeeese! Niiiine eleven ... mustard! Um ... big ... uh ... oh ... I don't know what to say! I ... um, I .. AAAAAoh boy! I'm on TV! Hey, buddy, I'm on TV! I'm on TV!

Ghost:

Brak!

Brak:

Everybody's lookin' at me! What're you looking at?!

Zorak:

AAAAAAAA!

Brak:

Watch out! Here comes a cartoon!

Voices:

Number one!