Top Five Countdowns

(Zap!)


0:49

Ghost:
(Over what looks like NASA footage) Cartoon Planet mission control, let the countdown begin. One for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready. And four to goooo!
Zorak:
Go, baby, go!
Brak:
(singing) Into the wild blue yonder!
(Back in the Cartoon Planet Room)
Ghost:
Hey! It's time for the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown. Here's Brak to sing the countdown song!
Brak:
(singing) One, two, buckle my shoe.
Three, four, buckle my shoe.
Five, six-
Ghost:
Brak
Brak:
-buckle my shoe.
Twelve, ninety-eight-
Ghost:
Brak!
Brak:
-buckle my shoe.
Ghost:
STOP!
Brak:
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
Buckle my shoe.
Ghost:
Here's Cartoon Planet Countdown Number Five.


0:25

Ghost:
Well, ain't that a kick in the pants?
Zorak:
What?
Ghost:
The next cartoon! It's Number Four!
Zorak:
That's nice.
(Ghost fires his Power Bands upwards.)
Ghost:
Lookee! I'm makin' a hole in the ceiling! Ain't that something?
Zorak:
Yes, that's, uh, really ... something there, Space Ghost.
Ghost:
I can just scream! AAAAAAAAAA!


0:20

Ghost:
It's time for Cartoon Number Three, and we all know what that means, don't we, boys and girls?
Zorak:
NOOOOO!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:
(coughs)
Brak:
Why'd you do that?
Ghost:
Good question! I don't know why! But I do know it's time for Cartoon Number Three!


0:19

Ghost:
(singing) Oooohhhh, tea for two,
Zorak:
(singing) And two for tea,
Ghost:
Me for you,
Zorak:
And me for me!
NOOOOOOOO!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:
(coughs)
Ghost:
Now it's time for Cartoon Number Two.


0:23

Ghost:
Aaahhhh. I love that smell.
Zorak:
(sniffs) I don't smell anything.
Ghost:
(sniffs) Mmm. Why, it's the sweet, sweet smell of the Number One Cartoon of the day!
Brak:
It smells just like chicken!
Ghost:
Son, ya don't get to be Number One without smellin' like chicken.


Sketches Cartoon Network. HTML document Kim McFarland.
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