Apocalypse, Whenever

2.25


Brak:
Heyyy, Space Ghost, y'know what?
Ghost:
What?
Brak:
That's what! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! That's what! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? H-hey, hey, Space Ghost, you know what? Hey, Space Ghost, you know what? Nooo, seriously, y'know what?
Ghost:
WHAT?!
Brak:
That's what! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha! Ahhh, got you good, buddy! That's what! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's what! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ghost:
Brak, if you don't stop doing that annoying whatever-it-is-you're-doing, I'm going to blast Zorak!
Brak:
I don't believe you!
Ghost:
Heh, you don't?
Brak:
No, I don't!
Zorak:
Believe him! Believe him! AAAAHHHHH!
(Space Ghost blasts Zorak)
Brak:
I triple dog dare you to do that again!
Zorak:
No! Nonononono no no you don't no noOOOOOOOO!!
(Space Ghost blasts Zorak)
Brak:
So I guess, um, blowin' up Zorak makes you feel like Mr. Big Stuff.
(Space Ghost blasts Zorak)
Zorak:
(coughs)
Brak:
Is that your answer to everything?
(Space Ghost blasts Zorak)
Brak:
Nice weather we're havin'!
(Space Ghost blasts Zorak)
Brak:
Space Ghost, c-um, can I make one little remark without you blowin' Zorak up?
(Space Ghost blasts Zorak)
Zorak:
Hey! (Coughs)
Brak:
I guess not!
Zorak:
Hey, why don't you zap Brak? He started the whole thing!
Brak:
Oh, he'd love to blast me, wouldn't you, Space Ghost? Wouldn't you, Mister Big Man? But he can't! Y'know why? 'Cause I'm not animated to explode! That's right, right?
Ghost:
Right.
Brak:
Even if I was I'm so well-loved by all that if Space Ghost blasted one hair on my pretty little head he would get in BIG TROUBLE! Am I right or am I right or am I right or am I right or am I right or am I right?
Ghost:
RIGHT!
Brak:
'N you know what else?
Ghost:
WHAT?!
Brak:
Chicken butt! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ahh! Oh man!
(Space Ghost raises his arms to blasting position)
Brak:
Put that arm down! Don't - don't you - hey! Don't point at me there, buster!


Sketch Cartoon Network. HTML document Kim McFarland.
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