Babies

2:04


Brak:
Uuuuummm... uhhhhhhhmmmmmmuuuhhh... uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhmmmmuuuuhhhhh....
Zorak:
(as Brak, er, vocalizes) Uh, Space Ghost, what's wrong with Brak?
Brak:
I just, uh, um, ohhh, mmmmmuuuuhhhhhhh... AAAAHHH...
Ghost:
(as Brak vocalizes) Shh, he's thinking.
Brak:
MMMUUUHHHHAOHHHHH...
Ghost:
(as Brak vocalizes) He's about to say something.
Zorak:
Oh.
Brak:
Uh, Space Ghost?
Ghost:
Yes, Brak?
Brak:
Um... where do babies come from?
Ghost:
Babies?!
Zorak:
Didn't your Mom tell you?
Brak:
(sassing) Yes, my Mom told me!
Ghost:
Then why did you ask me?
Brak:
'Cause I want to hear it from you, 'cause you never lie!
Ghost:
Well, ya got me there! I always tell the truth.
Zorak:
LIAR!
Ghost:
SHUTTUP!
Brak:
Well?
Ghost:
Well, what? Oh, yes, babies. Exactly, babies. Where do they come from.
Zorak:
This ought to be good.
Ghost:
Babies. Well, Brak, when a mommy and a daddy love each other a whole lot-
Brak:
Uh huh.
Ghost:
They, uh-
Brak:
Uh huh.
Ghost:
They, uh,
Brak:
Yeah?
Ghost:
They go and, um...
Brak:
And, and then?
Ghost:
Dear me, how should I put this...
Brak:
Mm-hm?
Zorak:
Tread lightly there, mask-o.
Ghost:
Oh, sure.
Brak:
Well?
Ghost:
(quickly) Well, the mommy and the daddy call the hospital and place an order for one big fat squishy baby to go and the mommy eats a pillow which explains the bigger belly and about nine months later the baby's ready and the mommy and the daddy go and pick the baby up at the same time the mommy throws the pillow up and presto bulando the baby is thus born!
Brak:
(pause) Really.
Ghost:
Yes!
Brak:
That's it, huh?
Ghost:
In a nutshell.
Brak:
Huh.
Ghost:
What's wrong?
Brak:
Well, my Mom always told me that the big winged bird of Tranzar swooped down with me in a bundle and dropped me down the chimney on my head!
Ghost:
Really. Well, I think your mommy is sorely mistaken!
Zorak:
You forgot about the part where the mommy bites off the daddy's head and feeds it to the baby!
Ghost:
Ewwwww!
Brak:
Eeeeewww! Ahhhh! That's disgusting! Let's get offa this script!


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