Bay Gulls

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Brak:
Hey, Zor- hey, Zorak, why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Zorak:
Eh I'll bite. Why?
Brak:
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls! See, get it? Bagels! I don't get it. D'you get it?
Zorak:
It's not a matter of getting it or not getting it. The question is, is it worth bothering to get? I'm sure if I was interested in getting it, it would be gotten. Ohh, you can be sure of that. But even if I did CHOOSE to get it, and then GOT it, what would I get? I mean, what would be in it for me?
Brak:
Okay. Here's another one. Why were the little strawberries upset?
Zorak:
(Sigh) Because they were in a jam.
Brak:
Nooooo, because they were in a j- ohhhh, you heard it.
Zorak:
Yes, I heard it. About a hundred years ago.
Brak:
You already heard the joke about the little strawberries.
Zorak:
That's right. So, Brak, know any good jokes?
Brak:
No, not many.


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