Bay Gulls
1:05
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Brak:
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Hey, Zor- hey, Zorak, why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Zorak:
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Eh I'll bite. Why?
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Brak:
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls! See, get it? Bagels!
I don't get it. D'you get it?
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Zorak:
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It's not a matter of getting it or not getting it. The question is, is it
worth bothering to get? I'm sure if I was interested in getting it, it would
be gotten. Ohh, you can be sure of that. But even if I did CHOOSE to get
it, and then GOT it, what would I get? I mean, what would be in it for me?
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Brak:
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Okay. Here's another one. Why were the little strawberries upset?
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Zorak:
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(Sigh) Because they were in a jam.
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Brak:
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Nooooo, because they were in a j- ohhhh, you heard it.
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Zorak:
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Yes, I heard it. About a hundred years ago.
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Brak:
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You already heard the joke about the little strawberries.
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Zorak:
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That's right. So, Brak, know any good jokes?
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Brak:
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No, not many.
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