Bad News, Good News

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Zorak:
I'm a mean motor scooter!
I'm a pillager and looter!
I'm A low-down rooty tooter!
I'm a mean motor scooter! Yeah!
Brak, did - did you like that?
Brak:
Hey, that was, yeah, that was nice ... Hey Zorak, was that your chicken sandwich in the frigerator?
Zorak:
Yeah ... Why do you ask?
Brak:
Cause I ate it.
Zorak:
No you didn't.
Brak:
Yes I did.
Zorak:
Brak, tell me you didn't eat my chicken sandwich.
Brak:
All right. I didn't eat your chicken sandwich.
Zorak:
But you did, didn't you?
Brak:
Yes.
Zorak:
Even though it was in a brown paper bag with big letters on the side. Z-o-r-a-k. Do you know what that spells?
Brak:
Ummmm.... there'sayummychickensandwichinhereandyouneedtoeatit?
Zorak:
AAAAaaaaaa!
Brak:
Well I wouldn't'a eaten it if I knew it was yours! I thought it was Space Ghost's!
Ghost:
Oh, and it would be perfectly fine to eat MY chicken sandwich?
Brak:
Yours was a ham sandwich.
Ghost:
How do you know that?
Brak:
Cause I ate that too.
Ghost:
WHAT!?!?!
Brak:
I WAS HUNGRY!!!!
Ghost:
Well now, what are Zorak and I going to have for lunch?
Brak:
Why don't you order a pizza?
Ghost:
They won't deliver up here any more. Maybe 'cause they don't like being bitten!
Brak:
Hey, that guy bit me first!
Ghost:
WHATEVER!
Brak:
Well ..... I guess this is one of those bad news, good news situations. The bad news is both of your sandwiches got eaten. And the good news is I'm not hungry anymore! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Maybe...maybe still just a little bit hungry.... I guess I'll go eat my own sandwich.
Zorak:
Let's get him!!!!!
Brak:
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Oh boy! You guys get- get away from my olive loaf!
(Space Ghost and Zorak leap out of frame)


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