Brak's School Daze: Edward

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Brak:: When I was in school there was a kid names Edward who was the teacher's pet. The teacher used to let him grade papers, that's the kinda guy he was. One time at recess Edward kept telling me how stupid I was, so I finally said "Shuttup!" and shot him with my squirt gun. Edward tattled to the teacher and I had to write on the blackboard a hundred times "I will not squirt the teacher's pet." That took me 'bout two weeks, but it was worth it, 'cause if ever anybody deserved to get squirted it was Edward! The end.