Hey, um, I got this thing, I want you to listen to it! Listen! Listen, listen, listen!
("I Love Beans" music starts.)
Here it is.
|Here's a lovely song about my favorite food.
Lima, lentil, soy, and pinto,
Navy, northern, and garbanzo,
|Oh boy. it's, it's me.
I'm singin' a song 'bout, 'bout beans.
|Kidneys and frijoles negros,|
|I love beans!
||That's black beans to you,
|I love beans, woo woo woo
I love beans, how 'bout you?
High in fiber, low in fat.
Hey, I bet you didn't know that!
|To the average lay person.
Here comes another part.
Here it comes. I just said "fat".
Heh heh, didja hear it?
|When I eat beans I sit in my own little cloud.||When I eat beans|
|Nobody comes to visit me in my little cloud.||This is my sad voice, see. Wait, listen, here comes the muffin part. Here it comes. Here it comes, listen!|
|I don't know why. Maybe it's 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins. Because-
||Cuttin' muffins! Ah ha ha ha!
|I love beans, hey hey hey!
I love beans every day!
Beans are an excellent source of protein.
|I love beans, oh yeah boy!
I love beans all the time!
Beans are a lot of good stuff!
I love beans, dinky-doo!
|I love beans, dinky-doo!|
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