Mr. Ed

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Ghost:
Iiii am Misterrr Eddd.
Zorak:
Mr. Ed?
Ghost:
Yes. And you are Mrs. Barber, my fourth grade math teacher. Mrs. Barber didn't like me. She was my first enemy. That's why you are Mrs. Barber.
Zorak:
Oh. Eh, sure, whatever.
Ghost:
Go ahead. Say something she would say. Tell me that I need to "shape up". Tell me that I'm "no darn good".
Zorak:
Okay, um. Eh, Space Ghost-
Ghost:
Ah ah ah! Mr. Ed!
Zorak:
Uh, Mr. Ed, you are bad bad bad bad bad. You can't add or subtract. You are a loser, and you always will be.
Ghost:
Oh, for humanity! Look into the face of passing grades, you demon! It's judgement day, Mrs. Barber! (Raising power bands)
Zorak:
Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Calm down, Mr. Ed. Here, watch this cartoon. It'll help.
Ghost:
Okay. But I'll have my day, Barber.


Sketch Cartoon Network. HTML document Kim McFarland.
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