Brak's New Year's Resolutions

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Brak:
I resolve to eat less fast food and to cook for myself good, nourishing meals.
I resolve to try and get my driver's license back from the DMV.
I resolve to pay off my credit card debts.
I resove not to be vain, and think that I'm all that!
I resolve not to smack my brother Sisto in the head so much.
I resolve to drink melted cheese through a straw.
I resolve that for one day, just one day, I'll make my Mom proud of me.
I resolve to leave the seat down! You know what I'm talkin' about, ladies.
And finally, I resolve to spend more of my free time and hard-earned money to find the perfect girl, and not just marry the first one who shows up here with a proposal!


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