Brak's School Daze: Mayonnaise


There was this kid in my school named Billy Shannon and at lunchtime he would pay you a dollar if you ate a worm or a cricket or something. And one time he had a big bug and he said "Brak, I'll give you a dollar if you eat this bug." And I said "No thanks! I don't eat bugs." And he said "How about this whole jar of mayonnaise?" And I said "Well! I guess I'll eat that bug for a whole jar of mayonnaise! Sure!!" So I ate the bug and the mayonnaise, and then I threw up. Boy, that's 'bout the easiest jar of mayonnaise I ever earned. The end.

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