Commercial Bumpers *


0:08
Announcer: This is your announcer, Don Kennedy. Now, uh, let's see ... what was I going to say?


0:08
Announcer: Tomorrow in school, make funny faces when the teacher isn't looking.
No, that's a bad idea. Forget I mentioned that.


0:09
Announcer: Somewhere in the world, a little boy is scratching his head and thinking, "Boy oh boy, does my head itch!"


0:08
Announcer: Can you guess what color socks I'm wearing today? Hah! I didn't think so!


0:07
Announcer: I spent all day yesterday eating grilled cheese sandwiches dipped in tomato soup. Brother, that's what I call eatin'!


0:09
Announcer: I'm all confused! I can't tell whether I'm wearing long shorts or short pants! WAAAAAA!


0:09
Announcer: This is your announcer, Don Kennedy. But you can call me Rodeo Randy! YEE-HAAA!


0:08
Announcer: Go ahead! Call me Little Mr. Hotsy-Totsy, why don't'cha? See if I care!


0:08
Announcer: There's a little man in here who likes to pretend he's me, but he isn't me. At least, I don't think so.


0:09
Announcer: Hey! Who let Wally Gator into the announcer's booth here? He's chewing on my foot! Stop it, Wally!


0:08
Announcer: Here's a trick. Go back in time when you were a baby, and tickle yourself! A-kootchie-kootchie-koo!


0:09
Announcer: I'm not afraid of warm, soft, fuzzy white bunnies! I'm not afraid of warm, soft, fuzzy white bunnies! I'm not!


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