"Dear Brak, I'm Jonathon Soper of Atlanta. I think you should call Space Ghost and Zorak names until they cry. Do it for me, big guy!"
Well, Mr. Jonathon Soper, I'm gonna take the high road here and say to you,
my good man, that name calling is not very nice, and I, Brak, will not engage
in such an unsavory practice.
"Dear Cartoon Planet, I love your show. I never miss it. I have a question for you. What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?"
Eh... chicken salad... maybe?
"Dear Cartoon Planet, I turned on the TV to take a nap with something mindless on, but your show got me laughing so hard I missed my nap! It looks like it costs thirty-five cents to produce."
Missed by a nickel, sport.
"Dear Space Ghost, I watch Cartoon Planet every day. I live in a cake. What is your favorite household appliance? Shaun Edwards, Ohio."