Mail Bag Day:
Chicken or Egg

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Ghost:
"Dear Mr. Space Ghost, I love to copy your silly dances on my Daddy's bed. It wakes him up when he's sleeping, and he falls off the bed. You have the moves of a chicken. Sincerely, G. Brummer."

The moves ... of a chicken.

Zorak:
I think he meant it in a nice way.
Ghost:
I like the way I dance! Crisp and fresh as a daisy.
(Space Ghost "dances" while singing the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance in falsetto) La la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la!
Zorak:
Say, Brak, speaking of chicken, ("segue" music sting) which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Brak:
Uhhh... were they havin' a race?
Zorak:
No, cement head, chicken or egg? As in, which lifeform came into being first?
Brak:
Uhhhmmm, boy. I ... eeeeeee ... uhhhhaaaaaauhhhAAAAAAA... AAAAA!
Zorak:
Can or can opener? Which came first? Brak!
Brak:
These are hard questions!
Ghost:
I'm guessing ... can opener. Think about it. Long, long ago, millions of years, a man - a person - a CAVEperson - invents the can opener. "I love this thing!" he cries out, "But what do I DO with it? You know what I need? A can!" And then it comes to pass that the can is invented, and the cave person uses the can opener to open the can! And do you know what he finds in the can?
Brak:
HOT DOGS!
Zorak:
Wrong!
Brak:
Chicken!
Zorak:
Exactly!
Ghost:
Case closed.


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