Cold Open:
Alien

0:45

Brak:: Kill me! Kill me! Kill me! Oh, what, you're an android? D'you bleed milk?
I saw that movie once.
Ghost:: Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. They attach themselves, you know, like th- those things in "Aliens", you know, th- that face-grabber deal.
Announcer:: Space Ghost, fifteen seconds till showtime!
Zorak:: (groaning) Uuuuhhhhhhaaaaaahhh....
Ghost:: What's the matter, bunkie?
Zorak:: Ehhh, my tummy hurts. I want my mommy.
Ghost:: (baby talk) D'ai wan' my mommy. Boo moo moo my mommy! Boo moo moo moo moo! Do do do loo do do! Goo do do do do do!
Announcer:: Five seconds.
Zorak:: I, I can't go on.
Ghost:: Suck it up, whiny pants!
Brak:: Hey, lemme know if an alien's gonna pop out of your stomach. 'Cause, y'know, I wanna be long gone when that happens.