Complete Control

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Ghost:
(hypnosis voice) Zorak, you are in my power! You are in my power! You are in my complete control. You cannot resist me! You will do everything I say.
Zorak:
Why?
Ghost:
Because you're hypnotized.
Zorak:
Ohhhhh. All right.
Ghost:
Now, Zorak, I want you to say very nice things to Brak and I today. Do you understand?
Zorak:
(hypnotized voice) Yes. I understand.
Ghost:
Good. Then start being nice.
Zorak:
Okay. Say, uh, pardon me for asking, Space Ghost, but have you been dieting? You look absolutely wonderful today.
Ghost:
(giggle) I do?
Zorak:
Oh, yes. Something about the way the light brushes your mask, it's simply charming.
Brak:
Why's Zorak being so dadblamed loveable?
Zorak:
Because I'm hypmotized.
Brak:
Really?
Zorak:
Yes, Really! Brak, by the way, who does your hair? It's simply stunning.
Brak:
Ohhhhh, well, isn't that nice of you to notice!
Ghost:
Can you feel the love in this room? It's just dreamy.
Zorak:
Space Ghost, I baked you some muffins for your bus trip. I hope you like raisins.
Brak:
Can I have a muffin?
Ghost:
No.
Brak:
I WANNA MUFFIN!
Zorak:
Space Ghost, my friend, my dear old pal, there's something I've always wanted to tell you.
Ghost:
Oh, really? What?
Zorak:
Why don't you go take a running jump in a rolling doughnut, you lamebrain, overblown pile of spandex and ground beef!
Ghost:
Holy cheese and crackers! You're not-
Brak:
You're not immunized!
Zorak:
Could ANYONE actually BELIEVE that Space Ghost has the necessary brainpower to hypnotize ME, ZORAK?
Ghost:
You ... weren't hypnotized even one little bit?
Zorak:
Not for a moment. Hey, why don't you try to hypnotize Brak?
Ghost:
All right! Hey, Brak! That's my hypnosis voice. Hey, Brak!
Brak:
What?
Ghost:
You are getting very sleepy.
Brak:
No I'm not.
Ghost:
Yes, you are.
Brak:
(imitating Space Ghost) No, I'm not. It's not my bedtime.
Ghost:
YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY!
Brak:
I am not!
Ghost:
Are!
Brak:
NOT!
Ghost:
Are!
Brak:
NO-O-OT!
Ghost:
Rakafratz!
Brak:
Oogabooga!
Zorak:
(giggle) What a crazy pair! (singing) 'Cause they're cousins, identical cousins in deep space.
Brak:
They walk alike, they talk alike, and they even walk alike, oh, you could lose your mind! Cousins, hey! Two've a kind!

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