Crazy Eights

2:37

Zorak:

Hey .... Mack!

Ghost:

Whom are you addressing?

Zorak:

I'm addressin' you, chief.
Come on over here, I'll punch your lights out for ya.

Ghost:

What?

Zorak:

Come on, come on, come on. Put em up, put em up, put em up, put em up.
Come on, roll that loose caboose on over, I'll give it a swift kick!

Ghost:

Maybe I don't feel like it.

Zorak:

Maybe cause you're chicken! Bawk bawk bawk bakawwwwk! Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bakawwwwk!

Ghost:

Stop it!

Zorak:

Make me!

Ghost:

You're already made and what a mess! Ha ha a-ha!

Brak:

What are you guys arguing about?

Zorak:

Stay out of it, Totem Pole. I'll hit ya so hard you'll grow old bouncin'.

Brak:

What?

Zorak:

I'll smack ya so hard your grandkids'll have headaches!

Brak:

They will not!

Zorak:

Will too!

Brak:

Shuttup!

Zorak:

Make me!

Brak:

Make yourself if you feel like it!

Zorak:

What if I don't want to!

Brak:

Then you don't have to! Have a nice day!!!!!

Zorak:

You're so stupid! You can't even argue.

Brak:

YOU DINGLEHOOFER!!!

Zorak:

What the...

Ghost:

All right, settle down!

Brak:

He started it!

Ghost:

Well, I'm ending it.

Zorak:

Hey, put a sock in it, Porky.

Ghost:

All right, that's it. (raises power bands)

Zorak:

I ain't afraid of your little popgun.

Ghost:

Is that right?

Zorak:

Yeah, that's right. Come on, Myrtle. Gimme your best shot!

Brak:

Oh my goodness, what are we arguing about?! Look what we've become!

Ghost:

(big sigh) Brak's right.... We're acting as grouchy as we do on that other show.

Moltar:

Aw, quit your whinin', Space Joke.

Zorak:

Moltar, what are you doin' here? You're not on this show!

Brak:

You're not allowed!

Moltar:

This is "Space Ghost Coast to Coast?"

Brak:

It most certainly is not!

Moltar:

Well, the way you guys were rippin' into each other I figgered, uh, hey-

Brak:

You figgered wrong! Get your crabby self outta here!

Moltar:

Oh, buzz off, motormouth.

Zorak:

Hey, rustbucket. Stop pickin' on Brak!

Ghost:

All of you! Go to your rooms!
NOW!!

(Zorak "boings" out of frame)

Moltar:

Bunch of sissy boys.... (Moltar exits)

Brak:

I can't go to my room, I'm not animated to do that.

Ghost:

Well then just sit there and ... sit there and...
Hey, you wanna play some cards?

Brak:

Crazy Eights?

Ghost:

Sounds good. I'll get the cards.

Brak:

Okay.

(Space Ghost flies out of frame.)

Brak:

Dum de dum dum dum da dum, da dum dum dum dum ....
We've got laughs, all the time,
A-rum dee dee, a-rum ba da...

Hey, how ya doin'?
Hi. My name is Brak.

Dum de dum dum dum dum dum dum .... Hey, anybody out there wanna play Crazy Eights?