Today is Onions Day

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Ghost:
Growing in the garden,
Zorak:
Like a bomb about to blow,
Ghost:
The onion is a vegetable.
Zorak:
Onions make me 'go'.
Ghost:
Try 'em on a chili dog.
Zorak:
Try them with bananas.
Ghost:
Eat them in your bed at night
Zorak:
Wearing your pajamas.
Ghost:
I like an onion to be sweet!
Zorak:
I like mine hot and sassy.
Ghost:
But sometimes onions make me cry.
Zorak:
They always make me gassy.


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