"Dear Space Ghost, I'm starting to get worried about my dog. He's starting to look weird and act weird. Here's a picture of him. Kyle Nix, Perez, Oklahoma."
Let's take a look. (Shows a drawing of a dog with Zorak's head.) D'AAAAHHH!
"Dear Zorak, my brother is ruining my love life. He runs around in his underwear singing the baloney sandwich song. When I have a girl over he runs by and she freaks out and leaves! My brother is 35 years old. Signed, Kevin Schmeltzer, Kewanee, Illinois."
Say, was there ever a movie made where that William Shatner mask guy from the "Halloween" movies ever battled that hockey mask guy - uh - what's-his-name?
"Dear Zorak, do you ever wear pants?"
"From Stacey Pirororowski, Pittsburgh, PA."
"Dear Brak, you should take over Cartoon Planet and make Space Ghost wear a monkey suit and hang from a rope the whole show and and find Zorak a girlfriend so he can get his head bit off and every day should be Beans and Franks Day."
Boy, wouldn't that be something? Shooo-oooo-weeee! Open up ALL the windows!