"Dexter's Lab" Micro-Marathon
Commercial Bumpers


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Brak: Hey, Brak here! Dexter's gonna boogie on back when Brak's Extravagant New Year's Eve Cartoon Par-Tay Show Spectacular returns!


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Brak: Did I mention this show is extravagant? You betcha! More extravagant cartoons and lots of extravagant stars are headed your way when Dexter returns!


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Brak: This is a reminder to all you waitin' for Dexter to return and for my big head to drop, there's still time to invite me to your New Year's Eve party! Anybody?


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Brak: Now back to the micro-marathon! Stay tuned later for special guests Kathy Lee Gifford and Charo! On my extravagant New Year's Eve Par-tay Spectacular!


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Brak: Um, Kathy Lee had to cancel due to another engagement. I think she had to drive Cody to a New Year's Eve party. Dexter's Micro-Marathon will return.


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Brak: Y'know what? I could recite a poem about all the stars who didn't make it on my show and all the picky people who had parties and didn't invite me but I'M NOT GONNA!


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Brak: It's Dexter's Micro - microwave marathon! That reminds me, I think I'm gonna go heat up some beans during the commercial break! Oh boy!


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Brak: Now back to Brak's Extravagant Cartoon Show Spectacular. You're watching previously recorded episodes of Dexter because he got invited to a party!


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Brak: Hey, don't forget my head's droppin' at midnight. Y'hear that, Dexter? You're at a dumb party and you're gonna miss my big head! He calls himself a genius!


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Brak: We're back to the Dexter micro-marathon on Cartoon Network. Later on my special guest will be Charo on Brak's Spectacular New Year's Extravaganza.


Note: these are listed in the order they played, not counting a few duplicates.  I have a feeling that the "Microwave" bumper was supposed to be played earlier, as Brak actually sounded cheerful (he got more and more upset as the marathon went on and nobody invited him to a party and no guest stars appeared on his show) and the "Charo" bumper was supposed to go between the "Kathy Lee had to cancel" and "I could recite a poem" bumpers. But those are just my guesses.


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