"Dear Space Ghost, you know how Zorak and Brak are kind of like your pets?"
"Do you have cute pet nicknames for them, like 'Sweet Pea' or 'Mister Blister'? If Brak was our pet we would call him 'Our Firey Hunk of Ambition'. Love, Sarah Wears and Mary Boyett."
How long you been livin' next to the power lines, girls?
"Dear Zorak, I have a problem with ants. They have antennas, but they don't watch TV. They eat my food, but they don't buy any. I talk to them, but they won't listen. Ants. Phooey!"
I like ants. I like to eat 'em.
"Signed, Antonio Marmo de Cunha Oliviera, also known as Tom, from Brazil. PS, I don't write PS's."
"Dear Brak, I think you are stupid. But that's okay 'cause I like stupid. Doo dah, doo dah. Daniel Boyd, Rockville, Maryland. PS: I was jumpin' down three steps, and jumped into the wall and hurt my head."
Well, Daniel, I do that all the time. I do it so much I don't even notice it anymore.
"Dear Space Ghost, I want you to dress Zorak up with this stuff: lipstick and a dress and a wig and earrings. Adam Ybarra, Bothell, Washington."