Doug

2:06


Brak:
(yawn) Ah, boy oh boy, am I tired.
Ghost:
Well, did you get a good night's sleep last night?
Brak:
Well if you call gettin' up every half hour and throwin' up a good night's sleep, then yes I had a wonderful night!
Ghost:
What, are ya sick?
Brak:
I got a sour belly.
Ghost:
What did you eat last night?
Brak:
Well, I had some pizza from this place I used to work at, but I don't think it was that.
Zorak:
Eh, wasn't that the place where the owner's son was going to beat you up for telling his Mom he was drunk? Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Brak:
Yes.
Zorak:
My kinda fella.
Ghost:
Well, was this "certain guy" working last night?
Brak:
You mean Doug? No, his Mom was there though.
Ghost:
Really? How's she doing?
Brak:
Oh, she's hangin' in there, you know, not bad. (painful-sounding cough)
Ghost:
Boy, that sounded bad. You should go home. You know, disease runs rampant around the office. ... Hey, wait a minute. Zorak, weren't YOU sick last week?
Zorak:
Well, yeah.
Ghost:
And didn't I see you sneezing and hacking all over Brak?!
Zorak:
Sure, but uh-
Ghost:
Well, there you go.
Brak:
You tryin' to tell me it's Zorak's fault?
Zorak:
Hah hah hah! Heheheheheheheheh.
Brak:
You big dummy! (coughs) You said it w-(coughs) You said it wasn't contagious!! (coughs)
Ghost:
Oh, well, that's just FINE! Now I have to quarantine the studio! We're all going to have to spend the week here, Zorak! You, me, Brak, the crew!
Blip:
(squeak squeak)
Brak:
All right! (coughs) Sleepover!
Zorak:
Oh, well, now I'm sorry I did it!
Ghost:
Yes, well, you just think about that while you share a nice cozy sleeping bag ... with Brak.
Zorak:
Oh, come on!
Ghost:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. See, I can be a little demon too! (coughs) Oh nuts!
Brak:
Oh nuts is right. Wait till you throw up pizza! Waaaaaah!
Zorak:
Ewww, I wanna see that!
Ghost:
You sicko. (coughs)


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