Mail Bag Day

(Ernie)

1:04


Ghost:
This one's for you, Zorak.
"To Mr. Zorak: We love your evil laugh. Could you sing us a special song? The Williams Family, Washington, DC."
Zorak:
Why certainly, Williams Family. This one's just fer you.

They're the Williams Fam-i-ly,
They're from Wash-ing-ton, DC,
They like evil man-ti-ses ... like me.

Eh - the end.

Brak:
Ha ha ha, that's crazy, Zorak!
Ghost:
Here's another one!
"Dear Ernie, I think that you are the most funniest character on the show. I especially like the way you talk. Eric Smith, Las Vegas."
Zorak:
Who's Ernie?
Ghost:
I don't know.
Brak:
Ernie is my dog.
Zorak:
You don't have a dog!
Brak:
Yuh-huh! Look!
(onscreen: an image of a little white frufru dog, growling at the camera)
Zorak:
Roll over, boy! Roll over, boy. Roll over! Hey, I'm talkin' to you, Charlie!


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