Mail Bag Day:
Fridge Magnet

1:34

Ghost:
Here's a letter from Matt Lyons, Tinley Park, Illinois.
"Dear Space Ghost, can I be a guest on your show? Zorak can sleep on my couch for a month and I'll give him some gum. Plus, I'll help you save the universe, and throw in a fridge magnet."
Brak:
Wait a minute! Zorak gets some gum and a couch, and, uh, Space Ghost gets a ridge fragnet, and - what - I don't know what I - whaddo I get?!
Zorak:
You get a segueway.
Brak:
A segueway! Oooohhhh! What's a segueway?
Zorak:
A nifty little transition device.
(Strange "segue" music as the word "SEGUE" appears onscreen.)
Brak:
Thanks for nothin'!
Ghost:
"Dear Space Ghost, I watch Cartoon Planet all the time. I really like Brak."

Whoop-dee-do.

"Do you like living on Cartoon Planet? Adam Naper, Pensacola, Florida."

Why, yes, Adam, I do enjoy living on Cartoon Planet.

Zorak:
There are very few laws and even fewer policemen!
Ghost:
We have a lovely shopping mall and an ice cream parlor!
Brak:
And animals that dress up like people!
Ghost:
Plenty of oxygen!
Zorak:
Monster truck ralleys!
Brak:
And hot dogs!
Ghost:
(falsetto) There's no place like Cartoon Planet, there's no place like Cartoon Planet, there's no place like Cartoon Planet.
Zorak:
What a dope.

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