Mail Bag Day:
Chris Funk

1:13


Ghost:
"Hello, Space Ghost. My name is Chris Funk from Ferndale, Washington. I'm really funky like you. I think Zorak is a doodoo head."
Zorak:
Doo doo head? D'ohh, that hurt!
Ghost:
"By the way, do you like to do the mambo?"

(Dancing, sorta, as he sings) Dun-dun-dun, dun da-dun da-dun, dun-dun-dun-

Zorak:
STOP IT! Here's a letter sent by Brandy and Carrie from Kansas.
"Dear Zorak, I am nineteen and so is my roommate. We're both waitresses and college students. We watch your show all the time. We wish we could find a stuffed toy of Zorak because he is so cute."
Brak:
What a cute little guy!
Ghost:
Cute as a button! Just look at him!
Brak:
I wanna cuddle him!
Zorak:
You can't conquer anyone when you're cute! I mean, how would it look - you land on a planet with a thousand or so evil henchmen, and all you hear is "Look at the cute little green invaders. Have you ever seen such loveable little munchkins?" Sheesh!
Brak:
I'm cute 'n I don't care who knows it!


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