"Hello, Space Ghost. My name is Chris Funk from Ferndale, Washington. I'm really funky like you. I think Zorak is a doodoo head."
"By the way, do you like to do the mambo?"
(Dancing, sorta, as he sings) Dun-dun-dun, dun da-dun da-dun, dun-dun-dun-
"Dear Zorak, I am nineteen and so is my roommate. We're both waitresses and college students. We watch your show all the time. We wish we could find a stuffed toy of Zorak because he is so cute."