Funseekers

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Ghost:: Last night I had dinner in one of those revolving restaurants.
Zorak:: What?
Ghost:: I said, last night I had dinner in one of those-
Zorak:: I heard you!
Ghost:: Oh. Don't you want to know who I had dinner with?
Zorak:: No.
Ghost:: You're not in the least bit curious.
Zorak:: Not in the least.
Ghost:: Not even one teeny tiny itsy bitsy little bitty -
Zorak:: AWRIGHT! I'm just DYING to know WHO did you have dinner with?!
Ghost:: Nobody, that's who! I don't have any friends. Nobody wants to be around me and hear me complaining and fussing about things. I fuss about too many things, you know. It's because I'm such an old Aunt Cranky.
Zorak:: And a great big pain in the rear.
Ghost:: WHAT?
Zorak:: What did you have to eat, my dear? Heh-heh.
Brak:: Yeah, what'd you have to eat?
Ghost:: I ordered ravioli, but I got up to use the little boys' room, and when I came back somebody was sitting in my chair, eating MY FOOD! That happens a lot in those revolving restaurants. People get confused, forget where they were sitting.
Zorak:: Brak and I ate in one of those revolving restaurants. Didn't we, Brak?
Brak:: We sure did!
Zorak:: I snuck into the nerve center and fiddled with the electronics. Soon the whole restaurant was spinning recklessly out of control!
Brak:: Food was flyin' around everywhere! It was truly a night to remember.
Ghost:: Ah, you guys have all the fun!
Zorak:: That's because we're funseekers! Aren't we, Brakums?
Brak:: You know it, buddy! Let the good times roll!
Zorak:: You can say that again!
Brak:: Let the good times roll!
Zorak:: Yeah! Party hearty!
Brak:: Party ALL night long!
Zorak:: Shake that thang!
Brak:: Happy New Year!
Zorak:: I love the night life,
Brak:: I love to boogie, inna disco aaaaa, oh, yeah-
Ghost:: All right, all right, I get the idea! (Sigh) It's a lonely road that I travel. Beset by treacherous villainy, evil funseekers, AND MY OWN PRIVATE DEMONS! AAAA!
(Space Ghost flies out of frame.)
Zorak:: AAAAA! ("Boings" out of the prison pod)
Brak:: AAAAAAAAAAoh, well, well, well, I guess I'm the only one left. Mm-mm- mm. So, does anybody out there have any questions?
Boy:: Why are you so stupid?
Brak:: Oh, well, that's a good question. Anybody else have any questions?
Boy:: If I was as stupid as you, could I be on TV?
Brak:: I don't see why not. The more the merrier, I always say. If you're into, if you're into that, you know, that Hollywood thing.