Geography: Leema
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Ghost:
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Here's leema, Peru, the leema bean capital of the universe -
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Zorak:
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It's Lima.
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Ghost:
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What is?
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Zorak:
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It's Lima, Peru, not leema, Peru.
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Ghost:
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Oh yeah? Then why is it the leema bean capital of the universe?
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Zorak:
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It isn't the leema - grr! It isn't the lima bean capital of ANYTHING! They
don't even grow lima beans there! There probably aren't thirty lima beans
in the whole country!
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Ghost:
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If that's true - and believe you me, I'll check on this - if that's true
then somebody's got a big fat pile of explaining to do!
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Brak:
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They have llamas there.
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Ghost:
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Fernando Lamas?
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Brak:
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No! The other one! The hairy am-aminal.
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Ghost:
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Lorenzo Lamas?
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Brak:
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NO! The long-necked, long-eared four-legged aminal!
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Ghost:
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Oh, you mean leemas!
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Zorak:
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You two are so STUPID!
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Ghost:
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Isn't somebody awfully huffy today!
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Zorak:
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I stopped drinking coffee.
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Ghost:
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Uh-oh.
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Zorak:
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My whole biosystem is in utter turmoil. There's an all-out war raging inside
this crusty shell and I'm losing!
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Brak:
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I used to drink coffee. (incoherent babbling:) Host-host-host, oh-em-arulevays,
heydyoure. Hello Mama. I don't know where to go! Hey!
It made me jittery.
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Ghost:
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How much were you drinking?
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Brak:
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Ohhh, about twenty or forty gallons a day.
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Ghost:
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Hey Zorak, maybe you should try drinking some of that new coffee substitute.
Ha-ha, it's made, hee-hee, from leema beans!
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Zorak:
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(bloonk bloonk)
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Brak:
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh boy! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, wow! What's so funny?
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Zorak:
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Looks like I picked a bad day to stop drinking coffee.
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Zorak "boings" out of frame.
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