Geography: Leema

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Ghost:
Here's leema, Peru, the leema bean capital of the universe -
Zorak:
It's Lima.
Ghost:
What is?
Zorak:
It's Lima, Peru, not leema, Peru.
Ghost:
Oh yeah? Then why is it the leema bean capital of the universe?
Zorak:
It isn't the leema - grr! It isn't the lima bean capital of ANYTHING! They don't even grow lima beans there! There probably aren't thirty lima beans in the whole country!
Ghost:
If that's true - and believe you me, I'll check on this - if that's true then somebody's got a big fat pile of explaining to do!
Brak:
They have llamas there.
Ghost:
Fernando Lamas?
Brak:
No! The other one! The hairy am-aminal.
Ghost:
Lorenzo Lamas?
Brak:
NO! The long-necked, long-eared four-legged aminal!
Ghost:
Oh, you mean leemas!
Zorak:
You two are so STUPID!
Ghost:
Isn't somebody awfully huffy today!
Zorak:
I stopped drinking coffee.
Ghost:
Uh-oh.
Zorak:
My whole biosystem is in utter turmoil. There's an all-out war raging inside this crusty shell and I'm losing!
Brak:
I used to drink coffee. (incoherent babbling:) Host-host-host, oh-em-arulevays, heydyoure. Hello Mama. I don't know where to go! Hey!
It made me jittery.
Ghost:
How much were you drinking?
Brak:
Ohhh, about twenty or forty gallons a day.
Ghost:
Hey Zorak, maybe you should try drinking some of that new coffee substitute. Ha-ha, it's made, hee-hee, from leema beans!
Zorak:
(bloonk bloonk)
Brak:
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh boy! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, wow! What's so funny?
Zorak:
Looks like I picked a bad day to stop drinking coffee.
Zorak "boings" out of frame.


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