"Dear Cartoon Planet, I like Cartoon Planet. I watch it all the time. I like Space Ghost but not that green goose Zorak.
"PS: Zorak is a big pain in the neck."
Ha ha ha!
"Sincerely, Jeffrey Ryan Pangle, Lawrenceville, Georgia."
"Dear Zorak, I think you're kinda cute. Is there a Mrs. Mantis? Erin Mutterspaugh, Clifton Forge, Virginny!"
Well, Erin, (sad music begins in the background) there was someone once. But there just wasn't enough room in my life for romance and a career. You see, I was on the road a lot, and... set in my evil ways. But, for one... brief, shining moment... (sniffles) Eh... eh...