Mail Bag Day:
Girlfriend

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Zorak:
Time to open the mail, kiddies!
Ghost:
"Dear Cartoon Planet, I like Cartoon Planet. I watch it all the time. I like Space Ghost but not that green goose Zorak.
Zorak:
Goose? (rimshot) GOOSE?!
Brak:
Here goosey goosey goosey goosey goosey!
Ghost:
"PS: Zorak is a big pain in the neck."

Ha ha ha!

"Sincerely, Jeffrey Ryan Pangle, Lawrenceville, Georgia."
Zorak:
Hey, let me read one.
Ghost:
Okay, goosey.
Zorak:
"Dear Zorak, I think you're kinda cute. Is there a Mrs. Mantis? Erin Mutterspaugh, Clifton Forge, Virginny!"

Well, Erin, (sad music begins in the background) there was someone once. But there just wasn't enough room in my life for romance and a career. You see, I was on the road a lot, and... set in my evil ways. But, for one... brief, shining moment... (sniffles) Eh... eh...

Ghost:
Hey, fella. Are ya all right?
Zorak:
Yeah. (sniff) Yeah, I'm all right.
Brak:
(singing) Meeeeem'rieeees...


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