Brak's Comedy Gold #1
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the g-great
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the
greatest comedy minds of our century, Brak!
Heyyy! Thank you, thank you, ev'ry'body, it's nice to be here. Uh, I got
some jokes to tellya tonight, so here we go. Oh boy! Who was that lady I
saw you with last night? Oh, that was just my wife! (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha! Oh, she's pretty, don't'cha think? Ah hahaha! Oh! A guy walks
into a restaurant and said to me, "I haven't had a bite in weeks". So I bought
him some food. (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha ha ho ho! Oh boy, the zingers just keep
comin'! Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it wasn't really a road,
it was a driveway at the chicken farm, and the chicken was just walkin' around!
(rimshot) Ah ha ha ho! Oh! Oh, I got a million of 'em! Hold on, wait, wait,
a man went to the doctor and he said "Doctor, it hurts when I do this", so
the doctor said, "Here, take this aspirin". Whoa ho ho! Oh, rimshot! (rimshot)
Well, g'night, ev'rybody, it's been nice, you been a great audience. Thank
you everybody, goodnight!
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