Brak's Comedy Gold #1

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Announcer:

Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the g-great - Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the greatest comedy minds of our century, Brak!

Brak:

Heyyy! Thank you, thank you, ev'ry'body, it's nice to be here. Uh, I got some jokes to tellya tonight, so here we go. Oh boy! Who was that lady I saw you with last night? Oh, that was just my wife! (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, she's pretty, don't'cha think? Ah hahaha! Oh! A guy walks into a restaurant and said to me, "I haven't had a bite in weeks". So I bought him some food. (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha ha ho ho! Oh boy, the zingers just keep comin'! Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it wasn't really a road, it was a driveway at the chicken farm, and the chicken was just walkin' around! (rimshot) Ah ha ha ho! Oh! Oh, I got a million of 'em! Hold on, wait, wait, a man went to the doctor and he said "Doctor, it hurts when I do this", so the doctor said, "Here, take this aspirin". Whoa ho ho! Oh, rimshot! (rimshot) Well, g'night, ev'rybody, it's been nice, you been a great audience. Thank you everybody, goodnight!