Brak's Comedy Gold #2

1:05

Announcer:

Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the g-great - Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the greatest comedy minds of our century, Brak!

Brak:

Heyyy! Hey! Thank you for having me on the Cartoon Planet I got a couple of jokes for ya. What did the five hundred pound grillili - gorilla - granola - Oh boy, ho boy! Boom! (rimshot) What did the five hundred pound gorilla eat? A lotta bananas! Ah ha ha ha, oh, boom! (rimshot) Why did the lady wear a big wig - with a big - ho boy! (rimshot) I just am tonguetied tonight, ladies and gentlemen! Why did the lady buy a wig at the dimestore? Because she didn't have any hair! Ah ho ho, ho boy! Boom! (rimshot) Did-did you - hey, did you take a bath today? Yes! (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha ho, oh boy! I just got a million of 'em! My mother makes funny faces all day long. Is she crazy? Yes! (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha ha ha, oh boy! Boom! (rimshot) Oh, the horse who walks into a bar and the bartender said "Hey, how you doin' there, horsie?" (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha ha ho, thank you very much ladies and gentlemen, it's been really g-great, bein' on the show. Oh boy.