Brak's Comedy Gold #3
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the g-great
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the
greatest comedy minds of our century, Brak!
Whooaa, heyy, thank you for havin' me on Cartoon Planet, ev'rybody. I got
a few jokes for ya. A man walks into a restaurant. "Do you serve crabs here?"
he asks. "Yes" said the waiter. (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ohh! The
other day I saw a man with one leg named Ralph. Oh, really? Was he nice?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh boy! Oh, Ted saw a man and a dog playing chess. "Wow,"
Ted said, "That's the smartest dog I ever saw." "I know." answered the man.
(rimshot) Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ho! Oh! Knock knock! Who's there? Orange.
Wait a minute, didn't I see you the other night? (rimshot) Oh ho ho ho! Oh,
thank you ev'rybody, I'd rather be on Cartoon Planet than be on the greatest
places in the universe. Thank you!
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