Brak's Comedy Gold #5
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the g-great
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the
greatest comedy minds of our century, Brak!
Hey, ev'rybody! It's good t'be back on the Cartoon Planet. I got a few jokes.
"Did you hear the song I wrote because my sweetheart ran off?" "Yes, I did."
"Well, what did you think?" "Next time let your sweetheart write the songs
and you run off." (rimshot) Oh, did - did you see what I did? Oh boy. Oh
man. "Waitress, this egg doesn't look fresh." "Listen, mister, that egg is
so fresh the hen ain't even missed it!" Oh-ho! Oh, that's - get it? Oh boy!
Oh boy. Oh boy. Sign in the restaurant window: "Good food every day but Sunday."
(rimshot) Ah ha ha hee! That's a real life tale! Ah hee hee hee, get it!
Oh ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha! "Does your band take requests?" "Sure, what would
you like us to play?" "Checkers." (rimshot) Oh ho, 'cause it's a game and
not a song, I know! (rimshot) Aah ho! Oh, I crack myself up. Oh, good night,
everybody, get outta here. Oh boy.
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