Brak's Comedy Gold #6
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the g-great
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the
greatest comedy minds of our century, Brak!
Hey, ev'rybody, thank you for havin' me on the Cartoon Planet this afternoon!
Hey! "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room." "Really? Well,
that's pretty incredible." Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Boom! (rimshot) Why are
the cucumber and the tomato embarrassed? Because they didn't have any clothes
on! (rimshot) Hey, ho boy! I know what it's like not to have clothes on.
It's cold! Ah ha ha ha ha! Why did the refrigerator say to the refrigerator
door? "Prince Albert is in the can!" (rimshot) Ha ha ha, oh man! "Mom, you
know the vase in the hall, the one that you were worried about that would
break?" "Yes, what about it?" "I broke it." (rimshot) "The vase, you know
the one in the hall, I was running to my bus, haah, and I broke it!" Ah ha
ha ha ha ha ha! "You don't have to, 'cause it's broken!" Thank you, ev'rybody,
goodnight. Oh, don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses, ev'rybody,
g'night, oh boy.
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