New Shoes

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Brak:
One mor - one - one - there was one morning I was feeling sad, and I walked into the breakfast nook, and my Mom said "Brak, don't you come in here with that face." and I said, "Well, Ma, what you want me to do, get a new FACE?" And she said, "No, I want you to EAT YOUR WAFFLES!"
My Mom was usually pretty good to me. So, um, one day she bought me a brand new shoe, and she said "Brak, if you're a good boy I'll buy you the other shoe." So, y'know, maybe someday I'll have a pair of new shoes. So, least I got that going for me.
Ghost:
Well, uh, Brak, that was, uh... very...
Zorak:
Uh, idiotic?
Brak:
Actually, according to the classical Greek definition, an idiot isn't somebody who's stupid, it's somebody who just sits around and does nothin'.
Zorak:
Then Space Ghost is, by definition, AN IDIOT!
Ghost:
Yeah? Well, what if I just don't happen to accept the classical Greek definition, hmmm? Then maybe I'm not such a big idiot after all! Ha, ha, ha! Soooo there!
Zorak:
(upside down) There's got to be a way out of here.


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