Idjit
1:24
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Brak:
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Hello ev'rybody! My name is Brak. Before I go to the New Year's Eve party
that I haven't been invited to - YET - I thought I'd sit and watch a movie
with my friend Zorak.
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Zorak:
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You and me, buddy! Best friends forever! What's the movie?
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Brak:
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"Arabian Nights"!
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Zorak:
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Aw, man.
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Brak:
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What?
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Zorak:
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I mean ... aw, good. You got yourself a real blockbuster there, Brak. Another
"Hudson Hawk".
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Brak:
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or "Cutthroat Island"!
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Zorak:
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Absolutely.
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Brak:
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Or "Water World"!
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Zorak:
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Eh, whatever.
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Brak:
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Whatever is right, Zorak! "Arabian Nights" is an amazing movie starring
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy and Yogi Bear and Boo Boo with a special appearance
by Magilla Gorilla as Sinbad.
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Zorak:
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Sinbad the comedian?
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Brak:
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Nooooo! Sinbad the sailor man, ya idiot!
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Zorak:
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Eh-h - did you just call me an idiot?
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Brak:
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(innocently) Noooo.
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Zorak:
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You sure?
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Brak:
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I called you an "idjit". It's not the same, trust me.
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Zorak:
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Ehhh... okay. Well... n'I'm gonna order a pizza. Ya like fly heads?
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Brak:
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Boy, do I! NO! Wait! Can you make it half fly heads and half red snapper?
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Zorak:
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All right.
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Brak:
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Thanks, idjit!
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Zorak:
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Eh - I'm gonna use your credit card.
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Brak:
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It's in my pants pocket. Come get it.
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Zorak:
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Just toss it over. That'd be good.
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Brak:
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Wait, it's not in my pants pocket. I forgot to wear pants.
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Zorak:
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Well, I guess we won't have pizza then!
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Brak:
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(mockingly) Well, I guess you won't have pizza then!
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Zorak:
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Rrrrrrh... idiot.
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