Idjit

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Brak:
Hello ev'rybody! My name is Brak. Before I go to the New Year's Eve party that I haven't been invited to - YET - I thought I'd sit and watch a movie with my friend Zorak.
Zorak:
You and me, buddy! Best friends forever! What's the movie?
Brak:
"Arabian Nights"!
Zorak:
Aw, man.
Brak:
What?
Zorak:
I mean ... aw, good. You got yourself a real blockbuster there, Brak. Another "Hudson Hawk".
Brak:
or "Cutthroat Island"!
Zorak:
Absolutely.
Brak:
Or "Water World"!
Zorak:
Eh, whatever.
Brak:
Whatever is right, Zorak! "Arabian Nights" is an amazing movie starring Scooby-Doo and Shaggy and Yogi Bear and Boo Boo with a special appearance by Magilla Gorilla as Sinbad.
Zorak:
Sinbad the comedian?
Brak:
Nooooo! Sinbad the sailor man, ya idiot!
Zorak:
Eh-h - did you just call me an idiot?
Brak:
(innocently) Noooo.
Zorak:
You sure?
Brak:
I called you an "idjit". It's not the same, trust me.
Zorak:
Ehhh... okay. Well... n'I'm gonna order a pizza. Ya like fly heads?
Brak:
Boy, do I! NO! Wait! Can you make it half fly heads and half red snapper?
Zorak:
All right.
Brak:
Thanks, idjit!
Zorak:
Eh - I'm gonna use your credit card.
Brak:
It's in my pants pocket. Come get it.
Zorak:
Just toss it over. That'd be good.
Brak:
Wait, it's not in my pants pocket. I forgot to wear pants.
Zorak:
Well, I guess we won't have pizza then!
Brak:
(mockingly) Well, I guess you won't have pizza then!
Zorak:
Rrrrrrh... idiot.


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