Mail Bag Day:
Bearded Lady

(Zorak the Love Bug)

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Zorak:
Here's ANOTHER letter from some poor lovesick shmo.
"Dear Zorak, my boyfriend is a - don't laugh - circus clown."

(nasty snicker)

"Sometimes he wears his clown outfit when we go out on dates. It's embarassing. Uh, what should I do?"

You know, I used to date a circus clown.

Brak:
I'm afraid of clowns!
Zorak:
Actually, two circus clowns, twin sisters.
Brak:
Don't let the clowns get me!!! Don't let the clowns get me!
Zorak:
But then I started fooling around with bearded lady, and-
Brak:
Bearded lady? AAAAA! Are you nuts?


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