Mail Bag Day:
Pogo Stick

(Zorak the Love Bug)


It is I, Zorak! The Love Bug. Here's a letter.
"Dear Zorak, I am a lady basketball player six foot eight inches tall. My boyfriend is four foot three inches tall. Eh, this presents some problems. What should I do?"

Well, the obvious solution is for you to grow shorter and your boyfriend to grow taller! But this would cut down on your rebounding, and none of your boyfriend's clothes would fit him, so I suggest you get your boyfriend a pogo stick. There will be some ups and downs at first, (rimshot) uh, but soon things will be fine.

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