Mail Bag Day:
Onion Burgers

(Zorak the Love Bug)

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Zorak:
Are you lovesick? Well, suffer no more, for I am Zorak, the Doctor of Love.
"Dear Zorak, my girlfriend eats big onion burgers and then she tries to kiss me! Eh, what should I do?"
Brak:
Bring her here, I'll kiss her!
Zorak:
With what?! You don't have any lips!
Brak:
Honey, I'll plant one right on your - heyyy! How come I don't have any lips?!
Zorak:
NEXT!
"Dear Zorak-"
Brak:
Gimme some lips!
Zorak:
"I have every single episode of 'The Love Boat' on videotape. Whaddaya think of that?"
Brak:
LOOOVE BOOOAT! Something da something da ev'ryone! The Looove Boooat! Dee da da!


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