Mailbag Editorial

1:43

(Space Ghost invisos in.)

Ghost:

Hello, I just wanted to take a moment to thank all you wonderful viewers for the thousands of letters you've been sending in to Cartoon Planet with such alarming regularity. That said, here are a few things that are HONKIN' ME OFF!

Zorak:

Easy, boy!

Ghost:

Y'know, I can take a joke as well as the next fella, but in this morning's mail alone I was referred to as "Space Dork", "Space Cheese", "Space Jerk", "Bullethead", and "Fatso". Well, let me just say THIS about THAT. I'm rubber, you're glue! Whatever you call me bounces off and sticks to you! How d'you like them apples? All those crummy names you smart-alecs've called me bounced right off my bullet head and are on their way back to stick to you! Ha, ha, ha.

And another thing! We get all these letters that say "Zorak should be the host" or "Brak should be the host". Lemme tell you, it'll be a cold day in January before Insect Boy and Blabbering Bob over there host this show! END OF DISCUSSION!

Finally, what is this fascination with wanting to see Zorak get blown up? Every other letter is "blow up Zorak" "zap Zorak" "blast Zorak". Why, we get lots of letters that say "I love Zorak! Blow him up!" I mean, where is THAT at?

Zorak:

Stop the insanity!

Ghost:

SHUTTUP!

(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)

Zorak:

Bllaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ho-ow!!

Ghost:

Not that I mind toasting his little green tuchas.

Zorak:

You want some of me, Space Freak? Come on!

(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)

Zorak:

Yeooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ghost:

Well, anyways, that's all I've got to say. I'm Space Ghost, Space GHOST. Thank you.

(Waves and invisos out).