Mail Bag Day:
The Mad Cow


Here's a letter from one of my adoring fans.
"Dear Space Ghost, have you ever seen a lamb on top of a water tower? Do you like coffee and turkey giblets? You are a giant pork hock!"

How nice.

"Do you know Nick Nack Paddywack? Do you wear boxers or tighty whities?"

That's none a' your beeswax!

"And please stop eating those horseradishes! Sincerely, Oscar Nyer, Kiel, Wisconsin."

Wisconsin. HAH!

He's a cheese head!
Well, let's try another one.
"Dear Space Ghost, I love your show. Mooo. Hee hee hee ha. What was I saying? Mooo. El queso esta malo. Super Cow can beat you up and get milk on your suit. Ha!"

Ha yourself, bozo.

"Ich bin ein schweinweifer. I live near Cartoon Planet when I am where I am, which is rare but often. Eat more chicken. Uhh, mooo. Signed, The Mad Cow, Kingston, Georgia."

Somebody didn't take their medicine.

Gee, was that letter really written by a cow? Wasn't, was it? It, uh, why you lookin' at me like that? Well, you know I'm not as dumb as I look! I'm dumber! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha! Oh boy! Ohh boy, I'm dumber! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! No, no no wait! I'm dumber than that! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, boy, am I dumb! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh boy. Wshew.

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